Deranged - beyond doubt

For years people I know have suspected that I am mentally deranged. Not sure how close to the truth they were. Nonetheless, not one to disappoint, I went to the extremes of being hit by cerebellar ataxia! Anyone who cares to join, is requested to meet with their personal physician as I did, for a MMR jab. I can assure you - it takes no longer than 10 minutes.

All that was my weak sense of humor. Heres more on the controversy.